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haha i've been pulled over twice, once for making an illegal U-turn, and once for speeding (i was doing 90 in a 75 across Alligator Alley which is like a dead highway most of the time that goes east to west coast of florida...wasn't like i was in traffic).
anway, i just went with it. i'm too proud to put on some dumb show and beg and all that shit. i'm just like, "yea i know sorry officer, i was in a hurry...*thinks* just gimme my fucking ticket and go away pig"
i speed in traffic and drive very aggresively all the time, and i have amazing luck w/ cops. i'll be zippin down a major road doing like 15 miles over and a cop will pass me and i'm like, "oh shit" and i slow down, but they always just keep going...i just never get pulled over
2 times in my 8 years of driving is pretty damn impressive if you ask me.
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone |
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