Old, but funny.

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I remember this girl I went on a date with said she wanted a dirty Sanchez. I don't know what it is, but I'll assume it's a Mexican thing. Do I look Mexican to you?

Who could be arsed writing this much shit? Hell of a long running joke.

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Dear Mr Asian Price, Do you believe in love at first sight. Well when I saw your picture I fell in love. And when I saw the picture of your car well that sealed the deal. I love your music I play it everynight as I go to bed. Please please will you come and pick me up in your helicopter and whisk me away to America and let me fondle your man beard... and maybe you can touch mine Maybe if your really nice you can take a shit on my chest. A 1000 poets working for a 1000 years could only describe 1/10's of your beauty Enclosed is a picture of me and Russian astronaught Usachev, hope it gets your pencil moving Love Paul Nicholas.

Last edited by Dervish on May-20-2005 at 17:07

he looks like little richard and prince mixed in one.

this is taken from his website at geocities:

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Sorry Ladies, I'm now taken by the most beautiful princess in the world. She is so hot, that she is even hotter than I am. I think that is good in a relationship. The girl should be the prettier one, or else she'll feel insecure. I'm usually the prettier one. It's been a long and hard search, but this prince is now taken.

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is a prince in search of a princess supposed to be a metaphor for the fact he is a man but wants to be a woman?

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Practicing their lines

This post is better than your post

TuanAnh213 had him as an avatar for a while, way back when.

I am shocked and apalled. I can't say anything else. To make fun would be just too cruel.

that reminds me of this http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/ and i love this.