trust me on this: just dont drink like a day, and piss and much as you can without drinking.
it should have this deep golden color. i know from experience dealing with the same shit.

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Red Bull?

Dr pepper. Did it back in H.S. & it worked.

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Originally posted by twisted trust me on this: just dont drink like a day, and piss and much as you can without drinking. it should have this deep golden color. i know from experience dealing with the same shit.

this is true. dehydration is the best bet for the color you want.

by the way, that is really nasty.

i once pissed whilst tripping on e and the colour looked clear blue and the way it was issuing from my ______ it was as though the liquid intertwined with each other...such an amazing sight it was at the time..

urine isnt poisonous or anything. the only way it can really harm someone is if you are carrying some kind of disease, virus, etc. its done in hardcore porn all the time. what you really gotta watch out for, is eating excrement. 1.2 billion people worldwide have parasites living in there intestinal track. one parasite doesnt do anything for one person, but it can seriously harm another. why i am posting this info, who knows...

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred i once pissed whilst tripping on e and the colour looked clear blue and the way it was issuing from my ______ it was as though the liquid intertwined with each other...such an amazing sight it was at the time..

haha, damn dude, sounds a little crazier than anything ive ever seen on e

2cb maybe?? :P


and btw, the doctor pepper sounds perfect

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Originally posted by Spacey Orange Someone drank my case of beer and I'm plotting my revenge. Help me out so that I serve someone up a nice cold bottle of Spacey Orange's special Summer Brew.

I had to read it twice to get your drift. Piss in a beer bottle, chill it and hand it to the offender. If he's not too drunk, he'll notice and beat the crap outta you. If the joke's worth the injuries, do it for long term laughs...

Aanother great one is to push him out a three story window...


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Ridgewalkers ft El - Find (Andy Moor Mix)

In all seriousness, if your urine is the color of beer thats not good, it could be from blood.

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Originally posted by Vlad In all seriousness, if your urine is the color of beer thats not good, it could be from blood.

possibly, but its definatly natural factor if you dont drink enough liquids. when hydrated, piss should look clear, or a very, very, very, pale yellow. you know you need more water if your piss is dark, either that, or it its a medical issue. of course if someone is going to try this, its not healthy to pass up water for a whole day, but if you eat rightm you'll get just enough water from your food. most that will happen to you (a healthy person), is a headache from trying this. or so the theory goes...

all in all, it works.



"Since artificial sweeteners are excreted in urine, consuming artificial sweetener before urine play can lend a sweet taste to the urine. Drinking diet soda, or other beverages containing artifical sweetener, before urine play will have the dual effect of diluting the urine and sweetening it. However, if you taste sugar in you or your partner's urine and you or your partner have not consumed artificial sweetener, this may be a sign of diabetes and you should see a doctor."


lol keep that in mind, use it your advantage

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Kick him in the nuts, this will mean him pissing out small amounts of blood thus giving the desired hue.