My little nephew asked me last weekend, "How do girls pee? Why don't they have a pee pee? Where does it come out?" I was at a loss so I told him I'd have to get back to him. So ladies can you help me out? What should I say in the event this comes up again? Come to think of it, it kinda seems dumb you don't have a penis to pee with.

Make up some weird story and corrupt his small mind.

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

And are you sure it's not you who wants to know how girls pee, and this nephew question is just something you made up?

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

Show him some porn vid of some dirty hoes having pee'ing sessions prob solved :P

Just tell him to spy on his mom or grandma.

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I don't believe in euphamisms or dumbing things down for kids so if I were you I'd tell him women's urine exits via their urethras... then I'd break out the anatomy text book and show him the illustrations.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by DjLiMZ. Show him some porn vid of some dirty hoes having pee'ing sessions prob solved :P

Good idea!

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

they sweat it out.

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Originally posted by josh4 Because they touched themselves at night and God chopped it off!

+ or - 1 (i haven't decided yet)

kids ask the darnest things

as kids we thought girls were funny because they pissed from their ass...

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I don't believe in euphamisms or dumbing things down for kids so if I were you I'd tell him women's urine exits via their urethras... then I'd break out the anatomy text book and show him the illustrations.

+1 and pending on his age break it down in a manner that it'll be in his capability to comprehend

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Originally posted by requiemofnanqel +1 and pending on his age break it down in a manner that it'll be in his capability to comprehend

he's 8. maybe i'll make a slit in a lemon, put it between my thighs and squeeze it. would that make an effective demonstration?