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<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
oh man
I was opening a coke, right
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and it exploded
ALMOST all over my keyboard
but I got it away just in time
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:<
what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?
man, my girlfriend left me for some ****** named robert
you don't live in Hope mills do you?
ya, why man?
lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
you mother ******
hey baby, whats up?
umm....nothing?
So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
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how u make that inverted b?
wait
never mind
Im going to be the next hitler
Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
why the clown
See? no one cares about the jews
lmao
67% of girls are stupid
i belong with the other 13%
what the fuck is wtf
I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
The girl started crying and left class ^^
i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.
can you help me install GTA3?
first, shut down all programs you aren't using
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<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
whatd u think they'd say?
something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahaha
some girl just came onto our floor
and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
i just asked her what the paper was about
and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha
someone speak python here?
HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
SSSSS
the programming language
< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.
why the fuck isn't my disc drive working
i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't working
you got the right drivers?
hell yes
it was working fine yesterday
why does this shit always happen to me?
maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
i havent touched it since school
i'm growing impatient
ANGRY even
throw that shit out tha window
. . .
OMG i fuckin did it!!!
FUCK!!!!!
it works?
no, i threw it out the window
the disk?
NO the whole drive
i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
FUCK SHIT FUCK
THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
brb
. . .
shit
what? did ya break it?
well i couldn't open the drive
so i had to pound it against a rock
quite HARD
and you know what?
that fucking disk wasnt even there
???
i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
lol
I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
i'm actually cryin right now
. . .
wonder if i could make that drive work again
brb
stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
rofl
omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!
LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
is it modded?
I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
DANNY?!?!?!
MOM?!?!?!?!
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