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Nistelrooy played garbage in the FA Super Bowl championship loss to the London Arsenals, failing to kick a goal on a number of occasions. But I'm so happy he is staying at the Nike Trafford Ballpark. I mean, he achieved 16 scores in the last series! That's awesome man! That's even more than Lewis Saha and David Bellion combined!

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16 scores

Haha, excellent stuff!

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Originally posted by Cru54d3r 16 scores

Sir Ferguson has made his first trade of the summer. The Manchester head coach has signed Hollandish goaltender Eddie Vandersar.

Eddie, who at 34 is almost as old as my Pop, played for the last four years at the Fulham Fayeds, where he gave up just 60 scores in the last series. However, he achieved 79 stops, batted the ball 43 times and averaged 69.4 yards per kick.

My biggest worry for the trade is that Eddie (shown below in the first picture relaxing during a recent game against the Liverpool Reds) didn't score a single goal last series. In fact, he never hit a score the whole time he played in the EPL.

I thought sir Ferguson was trying to increase our goal ratio. This isn't going to help!


lol bored

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Originally posted by mentalbarter In fact, he never hit a score the whole time he played in the EPL. I thought sir Ferguson was trying to increase our goal ratio. This isn't going to help!

sadly this is actually what most americans think of soccer


anyone else see the american commentary of the england game? they showed it on sky at the end

"great hussle by beckham"