Actually, I'm a waitress in my spare time, and I meet a lot of really fun people, but I always think it'll be weird if I say that we should hang out. Unfortunately numbers get left on napkins, or credit card receipts all the time for me (which doesn't make sense, because the numbers that are left behind are usually from the people I spoke to the LEAST).
Funny story... one day this guy Matt left his number on the credit card receipt. It said "Hey you seem like a really nice girl and I'd like to get to know you, here's my number 555-5555, Matt". Now had Matt actually spoken to me, maybe I would have called, but the fact that he was mute and I wasn't attracted to him were two strike outs. Well I did my check out at the end of the day and totally forgot about the whole incident... until the next day when my boss said he called the number as a joke to freak the kid out. My BOSS called, and when Matt answered he said "Hi! This is your server from the other day... you left your number on the receipt!" Apparantly this Matt guy got really freaked out and started spazzing. I don't think he ever came into our place again. 
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aka Tits McGee
aka Chesty LaRue
aka Busty St. Claire
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