ok we all do it so be honest.. what are your most clever funniest pick up lines and reactions.

i was at the bar last week and i went up to this girl and said


"nice kabous.. how much for the ride?" and i got a nice slap in the face

Can I borrow $10 to buy you a drink.

"wanna make 5 bucks?"

"wana make a video?

"Don't I know you from somewhere?"

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit ok we all do it so be honest.. what are your most clever funniest pick up lines and reactions. i was at the bar last week and i went up to this girl and said "nice kabous.. how much for the ride?" and i got a nice slap in the face

nope we all don't use them lol...i never use them, i just go up and say, "hey ladies how's it goin?" then introduce myself, that always works best...pickup lines seem too cheesy and fake

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 nope we all don't use them lol...i never use them, i just go up and say, "hey ladies how's it goin?" then introduce myself, that always works best...pickup lines seem too cheesy and fake

exactly. we all know simple normal conversation works wonders compared to "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!".

process?...get her to laugh, then see if she'll laugh (flirtatiously) at jokes that include something between you and her. if you've got this, and you have any game at all? you'll do alright that night.

"I need to take a dump, do you want to wipe my arse?"

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This advice is difficult to beat.

My fav is "Yeah, you're pretty, but what else have you got going for you?"

http://www.sosuave.com/articles/screening.htm

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Originally posted by töbias This advice is difficult to beat. My fav is "Yeah, you're pretty, but what else have you got going for you?" http://www.sosuave.com/articles/screening.htm

lol, i was reading that article with enthusiasm until I reached this:

For example, you could say to her, "You know I like you, but you're not a stalker are you? You're not the type who checks her messages five times a day, will call me in the middle of the night are you? Will I be safe around you?"

sorry, that has just gone too metro for me. "Will I be safe around you"??? That is just teh ghey.

Id be more like: "Come stalk me baby yerrr!! stalking is kinky"

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ lol, i was reading that article with enthusiasm until I reached this: For example, you could say to her, "You know I like you, but you're not a stalker are you? You're not the type who checks her messages five times a day, will call me in the middle of the night are you? Will I be safe around you?" sorry, that has just gone too metro for me. "Will I be safe around you"??? That is just teh ghey. Id be more like: "Come stalk me baby yerrr!! stalking is kinky"

lol you are rad.

the advice on that website is actually horrible. it reminds me of what the lamers on blind date and elimidate would say to women. cheesy and staged and unless the women are really drunk or really stupid they will see right through that bs. heh.