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Three Turtles
Three turtles called Harry, Jim, and Bob are deciding on what to do on a really sunny afternoon.
Jim says "i know, lets all go up to the top of that hill over there and have a picnic".
"bloody great idea" reply Harry and Bob.
so harry sets out preparing all the food and drinks for the picnic and when he decides that there is enough stuff for their day out he calls Jim and Bob over.
"Right lets get going" says Harry.
So harry picks up all the stuff and starts walking while jim and bob follow behind. they walk and walk and walk and walk. they walk for bloody days cause they didnt realise that the hill was that far away. eventually after 6days they reach the top of the hill and setup camp. at this stage they are all pissed off for having walked so far.
Jim starts to lay out the picnic for them to eat. when everything is laid out he calls the other two over.
just before the others arrive he realises that there is no bottle opener for the bottles of beer that were packed.
When the other two arrive over he tells them about the bottle opener. they all realise that someone will have to go back for the opener. Jim says that hes not going cause he thought of the idea and laid out the picnic. Harry says that hes not going cause he carried the picnic the whole way up and he was knackered.
Jim and Harry look at Bob and both tell him that he has to go get it.
"not a chance" says bob,"if yous want it you can get it."
"i know what yous will do if i bloody leave here. yous will bloody eat the picnic and not leave me any. thats what yous will bloody do!!!" shouts bob.
"No we wont. just please go and get the bottle opener" pleaded Jim and Harry. "we wont touch a thing until you get back, we swear."
Bob is still not convinced but he is pushed into going down the hill to get the bloody bottle opener. Bob sets off down the hill.
A day passes.
two days pass.
three days pass.
four days pass.
"right, hes bound to be at the house looking for the bottle opener" says Jim, "he didnt have any picnic to carry and he is going downhill which is faster."
"yeah thats right" says harry,"he should be on his way back up now."
five days pass.
six days pass.
seven days pass.
eight days pass.
nine days pass.
ten days pass.
"right where the hell is that little shit?? im starving"says harry.
"i dont know but im going to give him a kicking when i see him" says jim.
11days pass.
"right thats it. he has had long enough, im eating something before i die" says jim
"me too" says harry, "the wee shit just isnt coming back and we need to survive."
just as they are walking towards the picnic the picnic they hear a rattle coming from the bushes. they ignore it. they walk over to the picnic and start to unwrap what was put away and then SUDDENLY they hear
"RIGHT THATS IT!!! IM DEFINITELY NOT GOING DOWN NOW. I JUST KNEW YOUS FECKERS WOULD EAT THE PICNIC WITH OUT ME!!!"
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Cause Once You Pop, You Just Cant Stop.
Well at least not until you start seeing cars with Playstations in them.
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