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Would you be creeped out by me if you were a girl and i did this to you?
hahah ok i had to start a thread about it, sorry...this is cheesy.
so i went to this steakhouse/sports bar for dinner last night for the heat game and i took a quarter xanax (had a couple left from the weekend) so i wouldn't have to drink as much...
so i get there and i have a couple beers and i'm a little buzzed and our waitress was like totally adorable and sweet, and i couldn't stop looking at her (not in a gay way, but just like, "wow she seems really cool" type of way). so anyway i paid for dinner and my debt card is from Navy Federal from when i had that account in high school when i lived on a military base..so she's like, "are u in the military" and i told her no and she told me about her cousin in the navy, and we went back and forth and stuff and bla bla bla... and when she first took our order i told her she looked exactly like natalie portman (she really did look a lot like her) but she didn't know who natalie portman was, and she was like, "i don't watch tv, i just always have music on"...so she got bonus points for that...i asked what kind of music and she said she listens to everything...
soooo
before i left, i wrote on the receipt that if she wants to hang out she should call me and i left my number!
do u think she'll think i'm gay or something? i don't think i would have done that if i wasn't all barred out and buzzed. lol
was that gay? be honest guys, i can take it....
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone |
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