No offense to all the blondes but...gotta love em'
Post your "Blonde Jokes" here
Here's one I read recently...
Two Blondes from Britain visit Australia and one asks the other 'What do you think is farther away…London or the moon?’ The other looks at her puzzled and says ‘DUH!…Can you SEE London from here?’
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Do you know why you're here?
Q:How does a blonde turn on the light?
A:Opens a car door
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The Essence of House is the Rhythm
Jun-01-2005 17:08
house_conXion
My Destiny is Life
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Do you know why you're here?
Q: How are blondes and beer bottles alike?
A: They're both empty from the neck up
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The Essence of House is the Rhythm
Jun-01-2005 17:09
house_conXion
My Destiny is Life
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Do you know why you're here?
Here's a goodie...
Three blondes were walking in the forest when they spotted a lamp, one blonde picked it up and rub it. Out pops a Genie.
Genie: "I am a Genie and I will grant each of you one wish"
1st blonde: "Well um... I wanna be smart"
Genie: "Granted" and the Genie turns her into a redhead
2nd blonde: "Well I wanna be smarter than 1st one"
Genie: "Granted" and the Genie turns her into a burnette
3rd blonde: "Well I wanna be smarter than the 2 of them combined"
Genie: "Granted" and the Genie turns her into a... MAN
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The Essence of House is the Rhythm
Jun-01-2005 17:12
PartyHarlequin
Just a big teddy bear
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Thornhill REPRESENT!
Q: What's the same about a blonde and an ironing board?
A:They're both useless with their legs crossed.
Q: What do you say to three blondes on Christmas?
A: Ho Ho HO
Q: What do you call blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Goes home
I've got more... Just figured I'd get it started with these
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Jun-01-2005 17:14
starsearcher
DigitalPunk on Flight643
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Toronto
quote:
Originally posted by house_conXion
Here's a goodie...
Three blondes were walking in the forest when they spotted a lamp, one blonde picked it up and rub it. Out pops a Genie.
Genie: "I am a Genie and I will grant each of you one wish"
1st blonde: "Well um... I wanna be smart"
Genie: "Granted" and the Genie turns her into a redhead
2nd blonde: "Well I wanna be smarter than 1st one"
Genie: "Granted" and the Genie turns her into a burnette
3rd blonde: "Well I wanna be smarter than the 2 of them combined"
Genie: "Granted" and the Genie turns her into a... MAN
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
A blonde saw a "¿" on her computer screen and asked another blonde,
"How do you do that?" She responded . . .
"Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!"
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?" LOL!!!
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
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Jun-01-2005 17:37
n!kola
Get out of my reality!
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Toronto
quote:
Originally posted by rabbitjoker
q: why is it fun to joke about blondes?
Blonde Jokes...
