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TESTING THE FAITH Evangelist drowns trying to walk on water Pastor reportedly told congregation he could repeat miracle of Jesus Posted: August 30, 2006 6:14 p.m. Eastern An evangelist who tried replicating Jesus' miracle of walking on water has reportedly drowned off the western coast of Africa. Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle, and he attempted it from a beach in Gabon's capital of Libreville. "He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus," an eyewitness told the Glasgow Daily Record. "He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat. He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back." The New Testament records the story of Jesus walking on the Sea of Galilee as he approached his disciples in a boat. "And in the fourth watch of the night Jesus went unto them, walking on the sea." (Matthew 14:25) As WND reported in April, a researcher at Florida State University believes he has a natural explanation for the account of Jesus' miraculous walk on the surface of water – ice. Professor of Oceanography Doron Nof and the co-authors of his study theorize that a rare combination of optimal water and atmospheric conditions resulted in a unique, localized freezing phenomenon called "springs ice," according to Physorg.com, which specializes in news about science, technology, physics and space. Source: http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=51760

Some really odd people in this world...

Let them say Natural Selection doesn't exist now!!

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That's fucking awesome. You really gotta wonder.

i thought this was another thread about steve irwin
rip stevey

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

maybe he's like still walking across.
maybe he got lost or got caught in a fishing net or something.

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thesuperglo - Flaming Popsicle [June 2007 Promo](full-on/dark/goa)

I read about that earlier. Strange people out there, indeed.

repost from like 3 days ago

I guess the pastor is not going to heaven...He wasn't a true beliver.

he's actually walking in the water

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Professor of Oceanography Doron Nof and the co-authors of his study theorize that a rare combination of optimal water and atmospheric conditions resulted in a unique, localized freezing phenomenon called "springs ice,"

Or the bible's just full of shit.

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Originally posted by enferno repost from like 3 days ago

Indeed.

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Or the bible's just full of shit.

of course it's full of shit. just like every other religion's holy book.. it's just a collection of metaphorical stories designed to invoke thought and let the reader come to their conclusion on morality.

too bad evangelicals take every freakin' word literally.