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Originally posted by gd_nimrod Someone help. I though of calling her, then saying "hii!! oh i feel so stupid, i know i shouldve told you this yesterday, but im sorry i have no excuse i forgot...so do you have that day off next week?" Then id proceed to tell her happy bday. Tips?

Do that and she'll try and manipulate you in to buying her some hideously expensive present, followed by dinner at the Ivy...or something...

change your name, phone number, and then move far away.

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Well, shes not a girlfriend per se....

...and no shes too sweet for that.

I just know im gonna sound like an asshole, so putting in some humor would help.


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Originally posted by gd_nimrod Tips?

kill yourself.

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

Why not be honest and tell her (ok, maybe half honest), that youre really swamped between work and home and family right now and youre really sorry that you didnt get a chance to call her, but you just wanted to say happy birthday. Get into a conversation, don't just ask her out right away.

Then, pics or gtfo

get her a gift and put a sticker on teh bottom that says, "Made half way across the world and shipped 2 days late"



of course thats if you give it to her 2 days late.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 get her a gift and put a sticker on teh bottom that says, "Made half way across the world and shipped 2 days late" of course thats if you give it to her 2 days late.

Heh, thats pretty clever

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Originally posted by tribu Heh, thats pretty clever

haha i love it!


Now to find something that can pass as being "Made in Iraq".

Whos got some sand?

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first things first. did she remember yours? thats always my defense, because NO ONE ever does. also doubles for valentine's, as my bday is the 12th. two fays later the girls you're good, and almost more than friends with are "heeey! where are my flowers?! i'm gonna get pissed!", and i ask "what happened two days ago?". when i see her dumbfounded, she has just been cornered.

furthermore, you could just up and say it. but make it come out as an adorable, lovable act of idiocy, rather than just forgetting. call her and be all "daamn, i'm so absent minded, i hope you can forgive, was rather dumb of me" bla bla. should work. she may play a bit hard to get from there though, but done right, it can be fun.

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