Pretty funnny actually, but couldve been written a bit better. Still top notch concept

quote:

Originally posted by Basstard Dear Technical IT Support, Eighteen months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 31, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9 and successive versions of GirlFriend have proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that, when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of Your Money before uninstalling itself. Can you please urgently advise the best course of action. Yours truly,

___________________
last minute disco dot net

Last edited by RJT on Jun-27-2005 at 23:17

Wow this mine be my first time to jump in a thread and say how old something that's being reposted is!



Still funny nonetheless.

quote:

Originally posted by UWM Wow this mine be my first time to jump in a thread and say how old something that's being reposted is! Still funny nonetheless.

[Old School TGIF Rerun Voiceover Voice]

If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!!!!

[/Old School TGIF Rerun Voiceover Voice]



Edit: w00t! Who else likes to copy and paste words spelled wrong?

___________________
last minute disco dot net