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| quote: | | Paul asked me if I expected anyone to believe me. Asked Paul if he expected anyone to believe what a giant douche bag he was. Phone goes silent. |
| quote: | | Mr. Peters asks if it is correct that I am taking off a month of work to join a gay choir. |
| quote: | | fter several moments I ask the clerk what size drill bit I would need to reach The Center Of His Head. |
| quote: | | Hopefully the magma women will appreciate me more. |
| quote: | Responded that only an idiot would want a hole this big in their own yard.
June 13, 2:27 pm: Filled in hole in neighbours' yard. |
| quote: | | She tells me she has always wanted to visit the surface of the moon. I see now that it would never work between us. I carefully remove myself from the conversation by feigning a vicious onset of diarrhea. |
That was so funny, thanks for the link.
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