July 22nd, 2005
The Lab
298 Brunswick Ave, Toronto
10:00pm - 4:00am

$5 before 2am, free afterwards
19+

Shug
(funky breaks)
King Shit is back, and is bringing with him a special mixture of condescending breaks. Err, we mean, FUNKY breaks. (He's a nice guy deep down, really. We swear.)

Mannik vs. Mizz Lee
(jungle)
If these two were to get married and have a bunch of kids, the kids would be really into badass jungle and blowing stuff up. And the world would be a much cooler place. And more exploded.

Basilisk
(psytrance)
We can't even quantify how awesome his sets are, not even by using a calculator, a compass, and this tamagotchi baby. Oh, hold on, it wants to be fed.

Justin Tyce
(house)
We actually couldn't find his contact info, but we DID find a tissue sample. We swear you'll never know the difference. Just try to keep moving. He can't see you if you don't move.

Raaven
(house/techno)
Ravens, like all birds, are members of the theropod group of dinosaurs. We've used parts of Raaven's DNA to help clone a velociraptor that can play on 3 turntables. He just looks like a skinny little human nerd.

Opel
(techno)
Opel opel opel opel opel opel opel opel. It sounds really funny when you say it a bunch of times. Opel.

DJ Savvy
(funky house)
Turns out that house is the preferred music of pirates everywhere. You probably thought it was songs about sailing the high seas, but you were wrong.

Lemming Drive
(techno/breaks)
This guy is waaay too cool to play other people's music, and will be impressing us with his own original tracks. And rippling biceps. Not that we book DJ's for their looks, or anything.

Discotron
(electro/breaks)
He may be afraid of the bones of dead dinosaurs, but he's not afraid of staying up past his bedtime, playing records for the masses.




Better wear a lab coat to this one cos we're extracting DNA like nobody's business! Our DJ's have been genetically modified to provide you with the optimal number of beats per minute. The procedure also left them with odd scales scattered over their bodies, but pay no attention to that little side effect.

Food donations accepted at the door.

love,
Q+A




The Genetics Lab [upstairs]
10:00-11:00 Lemming Drive
11:00-12:00 Justin Tyce
12:00-1:00 Shug
1:00-2:30 Opel vs Mystery Guest!
2:30-4:00 Basilisk

The Nursery [downstairs]
10:00-11:00 EtOH
11:00-12:30 Raaven
12:30-2:30 Mannik v. Mizz Lee
2:30-4:00 Savvy