I ran over a baby squirrel today... I flattened him into a little furry pancake... don't worry he didn't suffer!!! I felt bad because I couldn't even swirve out of the way in time because of construction in the other lane........... all I heard was a soft little "thud-thud"... and that was the end.... One last twitch of his tail and he was off to squirel heaven.

So please, let's all have a moment of silence for 'Squirrely'... who will always be remembered as the flattest squirrel on University Ave... he had a heart of gold and an adventurous spirit who loved to run and play on busy streets, always disregarding his mother's disapproval... "Squirrely, if you get squished by a car, don't come crawling back to me crying..."

Well, mommy-squirrel... don't worry... he won't....... he just won't.... *sniff*... he's in a better place now

Last edited by Tygon on Jul-11-2005 at 18:58

squirel killer


and lol @ " "Squirley, if you get squished by a car, don't come crawling back to me crying..."

Well, mommy-squirel... don't worry... he won't....... he just won't.... *sniff*... "

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the least you could have done is drop it off at a food bank or soup kitchen...

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Originally posted by Tygon I ran over a baby squirel today... I flattened him into a little furry pancake... don't worry he didn't suffer!!! I felt bad because I couldn't even swirve out of the way in time because of construction in the other lane........... all I heard was a soft little "thud-thud"... and that was the end.... One last twitch of his tail and he was off to squirel heaven. So please, let's all have a moment of silence for 'Squirley'... who will always be remembered as the flattest squirel on University Ave... he had a heart of gold and an adventurous spirit who loved to run and play on busy streets, always disregarding his mother's disapproval... "Squirley, if you get squished by a car, don't come crawling back to me crying..." Well, mommy-squirel... don't worry... he won't....... he just won't.... *sniff*... he's in a better place now

LOL omg...
you need better things to do to pass the time at work lol

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Originally posted by rabbitjoker the least you could have done is drop it off at a food bank or soup kitchen...

ewwww RJ!

Tim....how could you!?! That poor poor baby squirel...he never really got a chance to live *sniff*

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LOL reminds me of something that happened on the way to the Gathering at Dan's... I dunno if Justin wanted me to talk about it or not, but I will, since Tim feels so bad....
We were headin down 24, Justin, me, Lisa and Lindsay, enjoying some music and chattin it up, just having a grand old time in the van and all of a sudden, WHUMP!! We all look up and see this BIRD fly right into the hood of the van!!! IT FLEW INTO US!!! We couldn't see it aftewards, but it looked like it had hit and flew off, but it probably bounced and died.
I have stories that are worse, but I'll save them.

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The other week we splattered a bird off the car window coming back from playing golf. Just whizzing down a country road and out of nowhere BLAMMO! This dark thing came out of nowhere hit the window, left some blood, brains and feathers and went up over the window. We looked at each other and Darren used some washer fluid and the whole experience was just a bad smudge.

I still feel bad.

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Originally posted by rabbitjoker the least you could have done is drop it off at a food bank or soup kitchen...

Maybe I'm selfish for thinking this, but I was actually gonna stop and pick him up on the way home... I think he'd make a very stylish hat...

Like THIS sexy bitch:


Or this lady killer:



Oooooh alllllllllll the women would want some of this if I just had a squirrel hat!



*ahem*




....I meeeeean.... poor Squirley.... rest in peace my furry friend...

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Originally posted by Tygon

i think i got asked for change once by this dude in Toronto...SERIOUSLY

I drive down country backroads each day to and from work and I routinely demolish birds with my gigantic fucking chrome grille. The hood ornament on my car acts like a crosshair.

I wasted a crow a few weeks ago, didn't take off fast enough. Maybe 2 feet off the ground. My grille ate it. The crow even took a chunk out of the grille.

2 weeks ago I ran over a cat out on Hwy 5 in the West Flamborough/ Troy area. Me, of all people. I'm 'the cat lady'. Stupid thing decided to dart out from the field as all these cars were coming, mine being the unlucky choice. I swore I would never swerve my car again, seeing that was the cause of my last accident (then again, you NEED to swerve when a moose is in the way, unless u WANT to die), but at last second, I swerved. Of course the guilt of 'if I hadn't swerved, would the cat made it thru ok?' sets in.... All I know is I handled my car better & didn't spin out this time around. I tried to go to the house it was headed to, to inform them, and there were lots of other outdoor cats there hanging outside their shed. Does that make them 'barn cats' if its only a shed? Needless to say, no one was home. I felt wierd leaving a note for something that needs a personal apology, and for all I know, they could give a shit about those cats.
I left with a sick feeling in my stomach.

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