Maddox is teh win.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish

not one of his funnier posts... a bit too long /repetitive here

The comic book covers and star wars reviews are much funnier

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Emo: An abbreviation for loser. Emo is the new goth, except goths are still around, so it's becoming almost unbearable.

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Thank you Joe Nobody for giving me your expert opinion on what missile sounds like, because gas station superintendents are usually the best people to ask about the sonic signature of ballistic missile thrust

lmao

Is this supposed to be funny?

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

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Blogging: If minds had anuses, blogging would be what your mind would do when it had to take a dump.

I laughed at that one. Too many blog terms though that after the first couple it just isnt funny.

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No seriously...i'm way way waaaaay funnier than that. I just don't "publish" anything on my famous website. That material is no better than what I came up with here: http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...12&pagenumber=1

Or all over these and other boards. Just flattening myself. Or is it flattering...

I read it, and all I can think is "I could have come up with something waay better than that." You read it and think "I wish I could come up with something as funny as that!" I guess that's where the disparity lies. Not that I care or want people to recognize me as funnier than anyone else. More like I want people to recognize that "maddox" is about as funny as that time I..I....I CAN'T THINK OF SOMETHING UNFUNNY ENOUGH TO COMPLETE MY WITTY AND ENTERTAINING STATEMENT!

Just kidding. About as funny as that time I bought a prostitute one night down in Baja California and woke up the next morning with an electric eel in my ass, the reason for it being in there, I can only assume, to keep the labrador retriever away from it. I don't even have a dog and I don't know whose that was, but let's just say...the eel hurt me more than it hurt the dog, and the dog hurt me more than the eel hurt me. That was really funny.

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

Last edited by Aiwendil on Jul-10-2005 at 02:58

^lol it's ok dude. you don't have to be funny

edit- and my brain hurts from reading this.

Last edited by Omega_Blue on Jul-10-2005 at 03:56

i like the way he described "emo"

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue ^lol it's ok dude. you don't have to be funny edit- and my brain hurts from reading this.

Yeah I know. I don't try to do anything. I just type what comes into my head. Which got me into trouble...some time ago...

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

Holly shit this is the first time ive seen this site. This guy rules

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