my friend typed this to me on instant messanger


When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat, butter facing up. The two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

screwy logic is funny

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Originally posted by liquidxxd When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. screwy logic is funny

your friends logic is wrong. Cats dont always land feet down. That just a common misconception

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your friend is also plaguerizing.. it was printed in my paper here once and also is in this book i saw a few years back.. its cool though, no one cares! still a funny concept. PS my cat never lands on her feet.

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haha whatever if a cat doesnt land on his feet always, its just funny though
yea i dont think he made it up himself, probably got it from somewhere =)
late

my cat lands on his belly

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Originally posted by liquidxxd When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat, butter facing up. The two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground.

Erm ... why don't u butter the slice of toast on both sides? Would be a lot easier...

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Originally posted by mr_sax my cat lands on his belly

hahahahahahahh!!!

ya, my mouse does the same...makes a funny PLOP! sound on the ground LOL

heheheh!!!

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