haha cock dock

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some favorites:

Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis
Fire in the hole!
Feeding the yoni
Getting carpet tunnel syndrome (:haha
Going to my room to listen to Steve Miller Band
Offending Pope Benedic
Punching The Clit to give you ample friction to unlock the bottlecap to your tasty beverage
Reading Religious Poetry
Sticking one's dizzle all up in another's vizzle


and then some for other kinds of sex:

Finding Nemo
Beating the shit out of your cock
Wangsterbating
Meringue Garcia: The man hits the woman in the face with a pie while ejaculating in her mouth. Popular in Southern New Jersey.



all in all...

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Ejaculating the peni in the pussy while adams on top in febuary of the next year unless jacks from the behind in march or teds in the backdoor in may



LOL

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quote:

ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

they forgot muff diving

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JIMS!

ok "Dry ball licking", not exactly slang now is it

and did anyone see that "desert style" thing for anal sex. fucking f unny

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