A German meets a woman in a bar and they get chatting.
She seems interested so he tells her he likes things a bit kinky, and would she dress up for him?
She thinks the idea seems ok and so agrees.
Back at his place, he hands her a yellow fluffy feathery costume and asks her to put it on. She thinks this a bit odd but not too bad and puts on the costume.
Next he askes her to strap these springs to her kness and elbows - she does as he asks and a little while later they are happily bouncing away.
Well just as things are getting a bit heated he asks her to "quack" for him.
She goes ahead and quack quack's and as she does so both of them have the most amazing orgasm ever.
Later on when she can speak she asks him how he did that and he replied..........









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"four-sprung duck technique"

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Kia-Glitz | WHP

That was funny.

And by 'funny' I mean 'nonsense'.

And by 'That was' I mean 'I don't understand this'.

then my friend you know nothing of german technology

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Kia-Glitz | WHP

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Originally posted by Kia_Breizzze then my friend you know nothing of german technology

I do believe that's a given considering I reside in New York.

Care to explain? Maybe I'll find it amusing if you actually explain the funny part.

-lol-
top joke

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http://www.vorsprungdurchtechnik.co.uk/

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Originally posted by 3jaz -lol- top joke .................... http://www.vorsprungdurchtechnik.co.uk/

Oh. Okay.

Meh.

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Originally posted by Yan I do believe that's a given considering I reside in New York.

I live in the middle of the UK, so that's not an excuse

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I....er....a...don't get it.

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Originally posted by Patches I....er....a...don't get it.

You ain't the first.

silly puns.

Now that was funny,made me lol.
I being a VW Enthusiast love that joke.