none are underage, and you better watch out

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Duff

Lohan is an anoreix(sp whatever its spelled she looks 2kg)
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Simpson?! wtf are you on bitch looks like she got her faced smushed in with a pan

lindsay like...back a few months ago before teh coke problem (yes its coke we have the same dealer...same with kevin federline <3 hollywood!), and duff is like 4 foot nothing and looks like my brother, so i gotta say ashlee...

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There are hotter skanks at most clubs in Chicago. So I choose the skanks.

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Originally posted by dj_bas lindsay like...back a few months ago before teh coke problem (yes its coke we have the same dealer...same with kevin federline <3 hollywood!), and duff is like 4 foot nothing and looks like my brother, so i gotta say ashlee...

Yeah, drug dealers are often highly reliable people when it comes to stories like that. A crackhead told me this, I believed him.

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i don't think linsay does drugs. she was in a disney movie

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by Pariah Cleric Yeah, drug dealers are often highly reliable people when it comes to stories like that. A crackhead told me this, I believed him.

i'm sure...but see the difference here is that i've seen her several times

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Originally posted by jonSun There are hotter skanks at most clubs in Chicago. So I choose the skanks.

But those skanks are legal. The whole point of this thread is to be immoral and illegal.

But yes, plus juan on hot skanks in Chicago clubs.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions i don't think linsay does drugs. she was in a disney movie

great logic

I'd have to say lindsay lohan before she became nasty bone-skinny.

ashlee simpson is legal? then why do people keep kicking me off counterstrike because my name is AshleeSimpsonDoggyStyleParade?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions ashlee simpson is legal? then why do people keep kicking me off counterstrike because my name is AshleeSimpsonDoggyStyleParade?

because she is a ugly hor why else?