He's a sword-wielding playboy waffle chef on the edge. She's a provacative punk fairy princess with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

He's a suicidal zombie househusband on a search for his missing sister. She's an elegant gold-digging traffic cop living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!

He's a one-legged Republican stage actor with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's an orphaned belly-dancing barmaid with the power to see death. They fight crime!

http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm

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He's a hate-fuelled coffee-fuelled vampire hunter in a wheelchair. She's a pregnant hip-hop Valkyrie living on borrowed time. They fight crime!

He's an otherworldly arachnophobic sorceror looking for 'the Big One.' She's a foxy communist vampire who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!

He's a suave vegetarian astronaut who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's an enchanted wisecracking magician's assistant in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

He's a gun-slinging hunchbacked card sharp in a wheelchair. She's a cosmopolitan nymphomaniac pearl diver who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!

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He's an oversexed skateboarding ex-con She's a provocative paranoid advertising executive with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!

He's an unconventional misogynist cyborg plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a supernatural psychic former first lady with only herself to blame. They fight crime!


hehehehe...wierd!!!

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Peace 'n Love! • Mikey • Sydney, Australia.

He's an underprivileged dishevelled firefighter with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a radical mutant opera singer from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!

wtf?

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