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Perfect Drinking Songs
This should get Wednesday kicked off in proper fashion. What song must you listen to before/while drinking? Mine's gotta be:
John Lee Hooker - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
If you have the mass, aka are a fatass, you could make a drinking game out of it and not end up puking your guts up. I think it would end up as something like 22 shots of liquor and 11 shots of beer. I'm not gonna do it, but the song still fits the atmosphere of my ideal drinking event. Here come some lyrics!
One bourbon, one Scotch, and one beer.
One Bourbon, one Scotch, and one beer.
Hey mister bartender come in here!
I want another drink and I want it now.
My baby she's gone, she's been gone tonight,
I aint's seen my baby since the night before last.
One bourbon, one scotch and one beer.
And then I sat there,
gettin high, mellow, knocked out, feelin good.
And by that time, I looked on the wall,
at the old clock on the wall.
By that time it was 10:30.
I looked down at the bar, at the bartender.
He said, What do you want Johnny?
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
Well my baby she gone, she's been gone two nights.
I ain't seen my baby since the night before last.
I wanna get drunk, get her off of my mind.
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
And I saty there, getting high, stoned, knocked out,
And by that time, I looked on the wall,
At the old clock, and by that time,
It was a quarter to two:
Last call for alcohol.
I said, Hey Mr. Bartender
What do you want
One bourbon, one scotch and one beer.
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