So my mother comes in bleeding and crap and she cut the tip of her finger off? The neighbors are taking her to the emergency room. Im still in shock

Give her a salvia joint.

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haha i did this same shit not long ago, if anyone remembers

I never did quite regrow my whole thumb...

cool!

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions cool!

...and the first thing you decide to do is to post about it here?

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery ...and the first thing you decide to do is to post about it here?

Of course. The neighbors are taking care of the situation.

Edit: *whistles innocently

well the first thign i did was call my sister

that sucks...i bet they can sow it back on though...

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Originally posted by Floorfiller that sucks...i bet they can sow it back on though...

If all she did was cut off the tip, theyll tell her it will regrow, clean it, bandage it and send her on her way.

This will be a lie.

My finger still hasn't fully regrown, though it has healed. I'm seriously starting to wonder if Ill have a misshapen fun for the rest of my life. How am i expected to preform the claw with a malformed digit?

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Originally posted by tribu How am i expected to preform the claw with a malformed digit?

no one can stop...the stub?

wtf?? what kind of son are u?

I would be going to the hospital with ur mother..

Who would u rather have at ur side when ur injured or dying..

Ur neighbours or ur mom?!??!