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Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe

Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert

People Are Disgusting

So I'm getting gas today and in New Jersey, it's state law that a gas station attendant must pump your gas. So the dude comes up to my window and I hand him my credit card and tell him to fill it. So he goes back and starts pumping the gas and adjusts the lever so it will fill by itself. So I'm just sitting there hanging out and I can see the dude just chilling in my rearview. So crusty back there just starts picking his nose. Not like a swipe or an itch, I mean this guy is digging. And every few picks he stops and looks at his hand to see if he struck gold. This dude was mining for the entire time my car was filling, 11.2 gallons worth.......And then I remember that the boog-burglar has my credit card!! FUCK!!! So, quick thinking I grab my cell and my calender/day-planner/briefcase and pretend like I'm taking notes from a phone call. He comes to the window to hand me the card and I motion for him to set it on my armrest. I'm going to order a new card and I'm never going out in public again without wearing rubber gloves.

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Last edited by Ygrene on Sep-09-2005 at 21:18

Sep-09-2005 21:06 United States

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biznology
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Registered: Dec 2000
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oh pookers...sucks to be jersey eh?

not to mention gas prices, the troubles of having someone pump your gas are plentiful|

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Sep-09-2005 21:10 United States

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Ted Promo
NWO WOLFPACK INSANE

Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Can this be my goal??!

Maybe he was practicing finger banging? Ever thought of that?

Sep-09-2005 21:13

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sensorium
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Registered: Jun 2004
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Picking his "noise"? How disgusting!

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Sep-09-2005 21:15 United States

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Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe

Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert

quote:
Originally posted by Demoted
Maybe he was practicing finger banging? Ever thought of that?

Well, I'd applaud him for that. I just didn't want to be involved with the residuals.

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Sep-09-2005 21:16 United States

Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe

Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert

quote:
Originally posted by ierxium
Picking his "noise"? How disgusting!

Wtf, that's how they say it in Jersey!

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Sep-09-2005 21:17 United States

Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's

that's pretty nasty hehehe. i can't believe he would dig in his nose and look for it then keep working...gross

Sep-09-2005 21:19

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KaOtiK1
Senior tranceaddict

Registered: Oct 2003
Location: New Mexico

who the hell pumps peoples gas anways? i thought people in the 50's did that ish? oh well funy story though

Sep-09-2005 21:27 Spain

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Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe

Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert

This boog story reminds me of another:

I'd stayed the night at this kids house (we were like 10) and it's the next morning. We're sitting in his kitchen eating cereal and watching cartoons. The kid pulls a boog out of his nose and wipes it on the countertop like that was were it belonged. And he just left it there. I couldn't finish my cereal and i couldn't watch the tv, I just stared at the boog. People are gross.

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Sep-09-2005 21:30 United States

KaOtiK1
Senior tranceaddict

Registered: Oct 2003
Location: New Mexico

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
This boog story reminds me of another:

I'd stayed the night at this kids house (we were like 10) and it's the next morning. We're sitting in his kitchen eating cereal and watching cartoons. The kid pulls a boog out of his nose and wipes it on the countertop like that was were it belonged. And he just left it there. I couldn't finish my cereal and i couldn't watch the tv, I just stared at the boog. People are gross.

hahhaa damn how the stupidest stories can be so hilarious

Sep-09-2005 21:33 Spain

Ian
Not dead yet.

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK

to continue UWM's rampage of posting random simpsons quotes

"the doctor told me my nose would stop bleeding if i didn't pick it so much"

or words to that effect

Sep-09-2005 21:34