Registered: Nov 2001
Location: St. Catharines/Hamilton, CANADA
So my housemates 40 year old aunt...
came to the on campus club with us last night for the final frosh week party.
The club is called Quarters and there's nobody ever there over the age of 25.
Aunt Chrissy is a COUGAR. The greatest thing was that she was grindin up on all the guys, buying us all shots and drinks, and just being an overall bar star.
When we got home, she had sandwhiches made for everyone, a pizza on the way, and beers on ice. The funniest was taking bong hits with her.
Explaining the shocker to her was alot of fun...
I'll bump this thread again once I get the pictures!!
Karim
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Sep-11-2005 17:41
Cribby
Dapper Disco Dino
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Toronto, Canada
I'm getting a mental image of my mother doing all of that....
hehe that's cool though. If I was a single 40 year old, I'd do the same.
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: no longer Cambridge, Ontario, Canada
Hahahah, everybody loves a cougar!
Sep-11-2005 17:58
karim
the method to the madness
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: St. Catharines/Hamilton, CANADA
She's married and has 3 kids
The funniest picture is my buddy steve completely drops pants. Only wearing a t-shirt, bare assed grinding up on her.
HAHAHAHA
I fucking can't wait to see the pictures.
Karim
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Sep-11-2005 18:03
Sly_Guy
Scene Missing
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: On one of Peterman's adventures
A good cougar:
- Is still hawt
- Will pay for your drinks at the bar
- Will get you back to her place, in her ride
- Will seduce you
- Will provide you with a crazy sexual experience where you realize expereience counts for something
- Will toss you out the door so you feel like you're the one who's cheap, and has been used.
A good cougar is hard to find.
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Sep-11-2005 18:03
Cribby
Dapper Disco Dino
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Toronto, Canada
quote:
Originally posted by karim
She's married and has 3 kids
Karim
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GWARTQZ!!!!
Sep-11-2005 18:18
karim
the method to the madness
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: St. Catharines/Hamilton, CANADA
oh yeah, we were sitting out front of the house, and as guys would be walking home with girls from the bar, she'd be screaming
"Make sure you double bag it!!" to the guys. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can only imagine what she woulda been like when she was 20, back when she actually did go to mac.
Karim
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Sep-11-2005 18:19
zookeeper
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Rochester, New York - on the shore of Lake Ontario
Cheers to Aunt Chrissy!!
...where's the hubby?...at home with the kids!
Can't wait to see the pics!
Sep-11-2005 19:18
Goashem
oh yeah twitch it girl
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Toronto
hehe i saw an awesome shocker poster, but i had no more money for it and damn i still didnt visit Quarters since i turned legal.
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Sep-11-2005 19:22
Sasha
Obsequey
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Doll-Dagga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety Zag
Re: So my housemates 40 year old aunt...
- What do we think about COUGARS?
- WE LOVE COUGARS!
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Sep-11-2005 19:26
dance2dabeat
Offical ProgSnob
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Cambridge/TORONTO, ON
I never ...ever want to be considered a cougar!!
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and damn i still didnt visit Quarters since i turned legal.
