Everybody should partake in this great, great holiday! With your help, we can make this a global holiday and maybe even a day-off for those who don't have white-collar jobs!! Arrrrr mateys



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You Can't Spell Hemorrhoids Without Emo. says:
i drank 14 bottles of it at my student union and dropkicked the projector image of a football manager that i thought was the real football manager. Went right through the screen.
.: Aureus :. says:
that is quite possibly the coolest fucking thing i have heard in my entire life

Avast ye buckos! Prepared for th' jolly thread of th' scurvy sea dogs? Time to man the poop deck 'afore this thread does swamp to the Davey Jones' Locker of Page 2. Yo-ho-ho and a-pass the grog matey 'afore ye get a floggin from me cutlass.

Godspeed to ye' lads an' lassies!

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watch dodgeball.
take notes.

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What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?



Arrrrrrrr-by's.

quote:

Originally posted by UWM What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? Arrrrrrrr-by's.

Argh! It is the joke that never ends...

What's a pirate's favourite musical instrument?

Guit-Arrrrrrr!

What's a pirate's favourite form of tobacco?

Cig-Arrrrrrr!

What's a pirate's favourite country?

Myanm-Arrrrrrr!

What's a pirate's favourite currency?

Algerian Din-Arrrrrr!


...it could go on forever.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

What's a pirate's favorite fabric pattern?

Arrrrrr-gyle!

Who is a pirate's favorite comic strip character?

John Arrrrrrr-buckle!

Haha okay I'll stop.

Haha, more addictive than heroin laced Pringles!

What's a pirate's favourite vegetable?

Arrrrr-tichoke.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

I know im a complete scumbag for this. But a couple years ago I was seriously dating this girl. Well he dad had a prostetic leg & on this particular day he had eye surgery & had a patch over his eye. Serious stuff. Well I tolf my friend what the situation was & he said to put a parrot on the guys shoulder & he would be a pirate. That was mean. Well that gf of mine & I were arguing that night at the club, but instead of me arguing back at her I just said AARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!! She didnt get it luckily, but my friend & I were dying laughing. Yes im an asshole for that.

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What's a pirate's favorite automobile maker?


Jagu-arrrrrrrrr!

quote:

Originally posted by Fundamental What's a pirate's favourite country?

Damn, I should have said Arrrr-menia.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

Rob swabs teh p00p deck


arrrrrrrggg

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Originally posted by Fundamental Damn, I should have said Arrrr-menia.

Or Arrrrr-gentina