Firstly- to get her out of the Emo Abyss you must understand her taste in music.
Quickly subdue her and brain wash her with Electronica.
Then.......take her shopping to a "girly" store and make sure she buys hot lookin clothes (avoid black)
once you do this, take her clubbing and slip X in her drink....
....it is then, and ONLY THEN, that she will muse over and comprehend what true happiness is.
music, good times, and a pill in your drink 
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