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why do women get belly button rings??!





so they have somewhere to hang the air freshner

tough crowd.



drinks are 2 bucks im here all night folks.

Try the veal!

w0t do you call a lesbian with long arms?

well hung.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy tough crowd. drinks are 2 bucks im here all night folks.

Screwdriver, please.

Keep dem one liners coming!

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy kermits finger

and it tastes like chicken

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill

‎"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill

Did you hear the one about the watermelon?




It was pitiful.