No offence to swamper or anyone else involved with the site, but do you find this site might work quickly for say 5-10 mins then COMPLETELY come to a hault. Takes FOREVER to load topics, make a post and just to do about everything else here.
I do not run into this problem on other boards.
It drives me up the wall
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Sep-29-2005 04:09
DJ_Ampz
Amp Radio Addict
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Guelph (again)
From my understanding it happens everytime someone searches the database for a common word, ie if someone searches for the word "trance" or "Music" it comes to a crawl....so ive heard
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: no longer Cambridge, Ontario, Canada
Yeah, or "butt"
Sep-29-2005 04:12
Yohan
Champion of Deep&Nu-disco
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Kitchener, Ont, Soviet Canuckistan
Re: Why is this site so slow?
quote:
Originally posted by Euphorica
No offence to swamper or anyone else involved with the site, but do you find this site might work quickly for say 5-10 mins then COMPLETELY come to a hault. Takes FOREVER to load topics, make a post and just to do about everything else here.
Originally posted by chinamon
not true. i say "ugh"
but i am a tranny.
quote:
Originally posted by kotsy
lol colour me retarded
Sep-29-2005 04:16
Cosmic Fur
Debbie Downer
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Mississauga, Canada
Re: Re: Why is this site so slow?
quote:
Originally posted by EvilTree
Because you touch yourself at night.
+1 and one of the greatest Family Guy quotes ever.
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Sep-29-2005 04:18
Euphorica
Next level beats
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: GTA
you need to fire off some knuckle children daily
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Sep-29-2005 04:21
LKD
Omni-peasant
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Its June 18th, 2005, I'm at the Skybar
its cos swamper actually spanks the monkey whenever its slow...see..TA is hooked into his brain so if his brain is too busy with one aspect, it devotes all resources there, theryby making TA, teh s10w
Sep-29-2005 04:29
Cosmic Fur
Debbie Downer
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Mississauga, Canada
quote:
Originally posted by El Kay Dee
its cos swamper actually spanks the monkey whenever its slow...see.. Swamper uses the same server TA is running on to download pr0n.
Fixed for more funniness/realism.
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Sep-29-2005 04:34
LKD
Omni-peasant
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Its June 18th, 2005, I'm at the Skybar
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
Fixed for more funniness/realism.
ooooh...ur SO gonna get a beating
Sep-29-2005 04:35
TrueToTheCrew
Officially Done
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Ontario
Try changing the spark plugs
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Sep-29-2005 14:35
rabbitjoker
aural sadist
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, ON, CANADA
TURN IT UP!
Find the TOTA speed dial, and just turn up the speed until it is fast enough for you.
Dark Dirty Tech Tribal. | Hands in air (trance) and feet on the floor (house).
Sep-29-2005 14:42
Mr. Furious
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Flying by the seat of my pants
quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Ampz
From my understanding it happens everytime someone searches the database for a common word, ie if someone searches for the word "trance" or "Music" it comes to a crawl....so ive heard
Ampz
I've often wondered why you can't search user names?
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