Hi all.........

Some of you know i like to use british slang words......so please teach me new ones, so i can sound like a brit. I know tosser, wanker, clattered. twat and some others. teach me oh wise ta's.

Why do u want to know more English slang for U Plonker ?

he he he

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seems like a very nice thread to put in the UK forum.....isn't it...??

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yeah i would like to know how to talk like a brit too. call me silly, but on top of that i want to adapt to their english accent for some reason. it sounds much more elegant to me than the canadian/american english.

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Originally posted by torontotrance tosser, wanker, clattered. twat and some others.

is there an american english translation for the above?

ok, whatever...i call some people "wankers" sometime

>JM<

Knob - bloke who's a complete wanker, or another word for the male reproductive organs hahah.
Prat - an idiot
Bog - Toliet
Manc - what you are TTA
Bloke - Man
Bird - Women
Pull - like when you go out get a chick,
Slapper - nasty whore the biggest whore of all
Tart - a slight whore can also be used in the way 'Karen your looking all tarted up tonight'
knackered - tired in a sinster way i.e shagging
dodgy - sinster ie 'that steve blokes dodgy ain't he'
Geezer - Brit version of dude.

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sorted - all done

lethal - fucking brilliant

up the duff - pregnant

arsehole - asshole

Blimey, what's this then, Guv'nor?
'Ere, get stuffed, East-ender!

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all i know is this

1. Lift = elevator
2. Boot = trunk of your car

thats all i got

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K I've thought up some more

Insults
Sod - friendly insult like if you tell some one to sod off its like a friendly way to tell someone to fuck off Can also call people sod like 'that John geezers a sod'.
Bugger - derived from the word to do someone up the arse, Buggers simular to sod but can be taken offensivly Bugger off can be used and in a context like 'he's a right bugger'
Wankstain - like scum bag
Tosspot - same again 'my boss is a fucking tosspot'
Twat - you must know that one
Bleeding - simular to bloody 'fuck that beckhams a bleeding ****'

Telling People off
Cheeky - another word for naughty mischievious more jokey then serious
Words - like basicially means shouting at someone 'I'm going to have serious words with her'
Playing up - Misbehaving
Winding up - making fun out of someone taking the piss


Violence
Batter - Beat up
Twatted - punching someone past tense 'he has gobbing off so I twatted him'
Glasgow Kiss - headbutt
Kicking - Another way to say beat up 'lets give him a right kicking'
Nutted - Another word for headbutt
Barl Heads - skinheads who go out to fight
Hard - tough 'that O'Shea blokes a right hard bastard I hear'

Regional nicknames for people
Jock - Scottish person
Sweaty Sock - Cockney slang for a Scotsmen *not advised*
Sheep Shagger - insulting name to call welsh people *not advised*
Paddy - Irishman
Feinian - Very insulting name for Irish people be warned you'll get the kicking of your life if you call an Irishmen it *Seriously not advised*
Bubble and squeek - Greek, Cockney slang
Jerry - Not used no more but old WW2 word for Germans they call Brits Tommys in return.
Cockney - Eastender from east end of London
Scouser - A person from Liverpool
Brummie - A person from Birmingham
Manc - what you are TTA from Manchester or Man UTD fan ggrrr
Geordie - Someone from Newcastle i.e John 00 Fleming
Yorkie - Someone from Yorkshire
Cornish - Someone from Cornwall not used much

Thats it for now I'll think up more they keep coming back lol

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all you need to do is watch episodes of the Bill, its an english police TV show set in an imaginary working class suburb of London called Sunhill.

The punters(public) often have the funniest sayings. The funniest one I remember was where two police go knocking on the door of this council flat they're looking for a Villian(criminal), and this middle aged woman who looks like shes been around the traps a bit answers the door

Police: is terry in
Woman: (Shouting in loudest possible voice) Terry, the old bill's here
TerryOffscreen shouting back at top of voice) Shut your mouth ya ole slapper.


I laughed for ages, not that the lines are particularly funny, it was just the way they said it.

And before any English people go slaggin off the Bill, yes I agree it used to be better years ago before it got all soap-operaish.