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raver31
Prog Evangelism



Registered: Jul 2001
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santa answering his mail honestly........................

Dear Santa:
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend,
BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a f***ing book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least he can spell.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year,and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy

Dear Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa

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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our house? Love,
Marky

Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky" that's why you're getting your ass kicked at school. Second you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa

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tiesto14
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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Palladium New York City

HOLY SH*T...that was hillarious....LOL LOL LOL LOL

where did u get that.....i am saving that forever...LOL


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raver31
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eheh i got it from another message board

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tranStreemAdmin
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hehe nice


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dj alonzo
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Registered: Jun 2001
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Laughed my ass off!


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Coup
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Registered: May 2001
Location: England, UK

hahaaahah!!!!!! awwww so mean to them little kiddes

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Jah
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haha thier hell funny!


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oh damn!!!!

havent laughed that hard at a joke in awhile

funny funny stuff


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randummboy
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Re: santa answering his mail honestly........................

quote:
Originally posted by tranceraver31
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.
Santa


THAT ONES MY FAVE..


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u4ea:[soulstar]
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy jumping jupiters..

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dOgMa55
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Registered: Mar 2001
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hehehe...good stuff. Maybe this should be in tha humor section


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