A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she.
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
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Oct-20-2005 12:15
bluE_Neon
Res Publica
Registered: May 2001
Location: Warsaw
quote:
Originally posted by kr00t0n
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
LOL...
but I would have to argue about the last sentence.
Originally posted by Aquarian
Why are men so stupid and immature?
So that women would be attracted to them!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
no.
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Oct-20-2005 13:07
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
krooton made me lol for a second time today.
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Oct-20-2005 14:18
MeLLyMeL
I miss my best friend :(
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: In A Bathroom.
haha!
i like the last sentence
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Oct-20-2005 14:22
jonSun
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago CTA #77
Why couldnt Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.
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Oct-20-2005 14:50
bananas
baby i got your money
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Mordor
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
no.
oh stfu
Oct-20-2005 15:35
yujie__
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Somewhere over the Rainbow
So these two guys are at work. One says to the other, "boy, as soon as I get home I'm gonna tear off my wife's panties!"
The other one asks, "gee, you must be really horny, eh?"
Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.
Last edited by Moral Hazard on Apr-26-2011 at 07:48
Oct-20-2005 19:36
chojin
<3 Leah
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Bedfordshire, England
quote:
Originally posted by yujie__
So these two guys are at work. One says to the other, "boy, as soon as I get home I'm gonna tear off my wife's panties!"
The other one asks, "gee, you must be really horny, eh?"
