i would do anything to impress a woman too

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

yeah i'll be right there.

lol

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Not the best video ever, if I was a cameraman,I'd film.

I hate these vids where the guy is so shocked by what he see's that he films the floor and looks himself,even though the camera will be equipped with a good zoom, I mean, you can't do jack from that far away if someone else is already ringing an ambulance or whatever,so why film the fekking floor.

Easily the crappest cameraman ever.

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Originally posted by willson Not the best video ever, if I was a cameraman,I'd film. I hate these vids where the guy is so shocked by what he see's that he films the floor and looks himself,even though the camera will be equipped with a good zoom, I mean, you can't do jack from that far away if someone else is already ringing an ambulance or whatever,so why film the fekking floor. Easily the crappest cameraman ever.

especially if the head was chopped off. have u ever seen the bud dwyer film? it's almost like it was written, produced and directed by Peter Jackson

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions have u ever seen the bud dwyer film?

No,no I haven't.

its really cool. i believe bud dwyer was a politician who stole a bunch of money, so he held a press conference. so he comes up to the podium with a brown paper bag. he pulls out a revolver and puts the gun in mouth and caps himself. it was a good one. the best part is the camera man didn't flinch at all. in fact, he zooms in all the way on his head where blood is just gushing out his nose

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by willson Not the best video ever, if I was a cameraman,I'd film. I hate these vids where the guy is so shocked by what he see's that he films the floor and looks himself,even though the camera will be equipped with a good zoom, I mean, you can't do jack from that far away if someone else is already ringing an ambulance or whatever,so why film the fekking floor. Easily the crappest cameraman ever.

This one was worse...he just zoomed in on a bloody shrub!

I really HATE the videos where the so-called "editor" thinks it's cool to do a slow motion replay over and over again, or dub some emo shit as the backing track.

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Why is he stupid?

Just because you like to live under a rock, that doesnt mean everybody is stupid. He likes to take risks. He does mountain biking and he like to push the limits.


Wait im stupid too, for riding a motorcycle...right?

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Yes he is fucking stupid.

"Ok look a high cliff and a steep drop. I realise I like taking risks but I really dont see how I could possibly find a higher cliff. Not to mention the height will probobly crush the bikes suspension and wheels so Ill be in pain no matter how good my landing is."

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Originally posted by gwrmarines yeah i'll be right there. lol

BEST SIG AND AVATAR EVER!

How nice of you to display my future wife Brittany like that.

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Originally posted by SebG Wait im stupid too, for riding a motorcycle...right?

No,but riding a motorcycle fast, and on public roads imo is stupid.