So I was at this party recently and I was flirting with this girl, then she went away for a minute and came back with a Smirnoff ice of all things, so I thought WTF this girl has not taste to drink premium packaged spirits so she like asked me for my number and i snubbed her. I can't stand people who have no taste.

Afterwards I felt a little guilty. She was hot by the way but at least 5 years older than me.

I'd like to give you a Stone Cold Stunner right now for sharing that information with me.

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So the girl brought you alcohol, and you didn't get her number..

wtf

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tap that shit.

everyone around here drinks what they can.

enough smirnoff = drunk so its all good


DONT HATE!

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Youre a retard.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

was the chick circumsized?

Did you guys talk about circumcisions?

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Originally posted by UWM Did you guys talk about circumcisions?

n00b

Did she have big tits?

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Did you tip the circumciser?

How much beer did she have already?

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Originally posted by Ripped Bag Did she have big tits?

B, maybe C cup.