So this is my 500th post... I made it and now I get to join the club! In honor of this special day, I would like to bring back (and update) what, in my opinion, is one of my best posts ever.... (please feel free to add your own)



You know you are an ATLTA when:

Whip It - Whip it Good and Rolling with the Homies are not just song
titles from the 80's and 90's...

"A Guat, a Puerto Rican, and a German walk in to a bar" is not just the opening line to some joke.. (Even if they are each individually a joke!)

You move from Florida because the people here are just that cool....

Patron is like your momma's milk (and we like your momma's milk!)...

There is no need to bitch that you do not have a club called space (or Twilo) when you have club Scottaculous and the resident DJ ALWAYS throws down....

A penis on the cheek is a term of endearment....

You are good at math: 1 Britta filter + 1 bottle of Moonshine + X
amount of time on your hands = Grey Goose...

"What in the world" works as a phrase in any situation....

You know someone who has slept with either Gabriel and/or Dresden....

Your worried about being in the same room as the other TAs because you have a drug test in two days....

Even if you are older then Mario and Greg, you are still their son...

There is ALWAYS something going on.....

You never go hungry at an outing....

You know mini-keg stands can be done and there are pictures of you doing one that prove it....

A pile of phantom shit on your bedroom carpet could happen anytime you have people over and greg is making a drink o' death....

At the start of your birthday party, people are taking bets as to if you will live through the night....

You throw up in a glass at the club just so you do not want to miss the music (or can not get off the sofa) in VIP....

Anyone who works at a club, restaurant, or karaoke bar can be paid off to look the other way and not call the cops or kick you out for something stupid you are currently doing....

And finally:

Anything that does not kill you not only makes you stronger but you
will also never live down because guaranteed there will be a thread started full of eye witness accounts, pictures, and full streaming video... I have already killed my chances of EVER running for political office...

Last edited by Xyzpdq0121 on Nov-03-2005 at 22:22

OMG... i reached my 500th post today too... woohoo... same day dude... took me 29 months to do it, though...lol....

A Royal Day of Celebraion Indeed

Lmfao.....although im a n00b~I hope to never experience the "waking up with a penis drawn on my face thing." Thank you have a nice day

that list really is funny, I like the new additions as well

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good times i reember this list.



ahd ya 500 is overrated. i usually never change mine.

though when i got it i was exited.

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Originally posted by Zer0GeEz Lmfao.....although im a n00b~I hope to never experience the "waking up with a penis drawn on my face thing." Thank you have a nice day

you will be famous if they draw a penis on your face..secretly you're hoping it will happen.

All sounds so familar!

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Originally posted by money_penny you will be famous if they draw a penis on your face..secretly you're hoping it will happen.

drinks or stfu!

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Originally posted by Xyzpdq0121 "A Guat, a Puerto Rican, and a German walk in to a bar" is not just the opening line to some joke.. (Even if they are each individually a joke!)

That one still isn't funny...

But the rest are great!

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Originally posted by grasshopper That one still isn't funny... But the rest are great!

i think it might be talkming about me... even tho im not german


or maybe im just totally wrong

when... you can't get in a car without getting an instant perm-a-grin

when... you drink margaritas on Sunday and could never go an entire weekend without eating mexican

when... you do stupid shit like climb over barbed wire and look for mushrooms in a random cow field

when... you would actually eat a mushroom that grew in a pile of shit

when... you get bummed out when the sun comes up

when... when you take crack pills

when... your friend dresses in drag occasionally

when... you run around a hotel in your underwear with a handle of liquor and hump people while they are sleeping

when... when you look at your watch before you eat to decide if it's too late in the day already

when... you wear sunglasses at night

when... you can finish each other's sentences and see the same thing during thumbs

when... you spend an hour feeling and describing wet carpet

when... you spend at least 1/2 the night in the bathroom talking to your friends

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Originally posted by 4anangel when... you spend at least 1/2 the night in the bathroom talking to your friends

hahaha! alwaysssss good times