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Rainborn
"Wtf-Post Of The Year"

Registered: Aug 2005
Location: Gothenburg, Sweden
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This is a splendid idea.
Well I remember back when I was 7 or 8 years old. I loved to climb trees and cliffs and all that, yeah you know.
And this one time, I start climbing in a HUGE, HUGE, HUUUUUUUGE tree, like... man the height of it was unreal tournament! I don't have a clue of HOW high it was though, but you'll get an idea when I'm done, I'm telling you.
So I climbed to top (almost) unfortunately I step on a frail branch, and start falling down, recieving multiple (prior bases for my climbing) old branches up my scrotum. Plus I grazed both of my legs REALLY bad on the trunk, all the way down.
When I landed I had one wound on my right leg reaching from my hip down to my foot, about 2-3 cm deep, and pretty much 2 cm broad, just pissing out blood. Almost an identical wound on my left leg as well, ust a little shorter.
I starting limping through the forest, feeling dizzy and completely unfocused, so I fall down a very small cliff, landing in a thicket stinging nettles, so my whole body (especially my legs) hurt even more, although I usually don't feel the pain, or whatever you want to call it, from nettles. I scream, get up, keep on hobbling, from the glade into the vast forest again, and eventually I get out... CIVILISATION!!! And I kept on rollin'... I guess I looked like a zombie by now. But the bad luck just wouldn't stop. I felt hungry and stuff, and I had a fairly long way to walk. And I have bees attacking me for no reason. This is where I fell down in a sandbox, crying for help. FINALLY some luck I thought when a friend showed up and called my parents from home. The thing is... we were gonna have some.. to me-disgusting fish for dinner, so I went crazy and started crying even more when I got home.
That's it I guess. I'll post more memories later.
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Nov-12-2005 20:28
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Cannibal
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I always visit this site to rekindle those childhood memories.
WHO REMEMBERS SUPERTED? LOL A TALKING TEDDY BEAR WHO SAVES THE WORLD, DID THE PERSON WHO COME UP WITH THAT TAKE SMACK WHILST COMING UP WITH THIS GENIUS CONCEPT??????
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Nov-12-2005 20:30
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Sean Cassidy
WIKKID! WIKKID! WIKKID!

Registered: Jan 2005
Location: TORONTO
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Nov-12-2005 22:08
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Sean Cassidy
WIKKID! WIKKID! WIKKID!

Registered: Jan 2005
Location: TORONTO
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Nov-12-2005 22:22
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