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You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was the obseved that 100 per cent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

Upon receiving this information I thought it was necessary to pass it on and I ask all TA males who drink beer on a regular basis to look at their consumption and have a long hard look at themselves in the mirror and decide whether beer is really worth it?

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

lol!

LOL!

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN dont argue with the yanks nutter, they know best!

Let me guess... you "received" this information through a chain email... you just deleted the bit that said tell 12 people or you'll turn into a girl... well guess what ta doesnt count, you actually have to email 12 people or you'll grow boobies... (if you don't already that is )

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the study misses out the part about becoming ridiculously self-involved

cool sig pulsefusion

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Let me guess... you "received" this information through a chain email... you just deleted the bit that said tell 12 people or you'll turn into a girl... well guess what ta doesnt count, you actually have to email 12 people or you'll grow boobies... (if you don't already that is )

no this is not a chain email, it is actually from an article in a newspaper that has a picture of a german wearing leiderhosen and hat with flowers in it drinking a stein of beer.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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Originally posted by Teflon_Teapot no this is not a chain email, it is actually from an article in a newspaper that has a picture of a german wearing leiderhosen and hat with flowers in it drinking a stein of beer.

lol, dont get me started... haha only problem is, german beer is so good

pck: cheers dude.

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Can't beleive I missed this one.. LOL! Keep 'em comin.

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Hahaha love it!

Its funny cos its true~!

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That tranceaddict sure set me straight... when i said dj. sammy roxord he said "wtf? you n00b..."

Here is another one.

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QUESTION:
Dear Tech Support:
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Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
activity._
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Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and
Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system
whenever selected.
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I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run My favourite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
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Thanks,
A Troubled User.
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
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This is a very common problem that men complain about.
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Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!_
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend
7.0._ It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from
the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0
because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0
manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support._ I recommend that you
keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. _
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. _
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you
use these programs._ Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software._ I
recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.
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WARNING!!!_ DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and
will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
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Best of luck,
Tech Support

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

^^ haha. if youre clever though you could secretly install mistress 2.0 and have it run with no problems. must be hidden though as if wife 1.0 discovers mistress 2.0 you find the program cuts off your hard drive

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^^ haha. if youre clever though you could secretly install mistress 2.0 and have it run with no problems. must be hidden though as if wife 1.0 discovers mistress 2.0 you find the program cuts off your hard drive

gold

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?