Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut!

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of mycar, I don't give a shit where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shag*ing your mum while your dad
watches.

Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*tch.

Last edited by Tech0rz on Nov-20-2005 at 14:37

I wish!

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

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Originally posted by Tech0rz Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: I'd rather eat glass. Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants

Best one.

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Originally posted by Tech0rz Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised. Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

hahahah

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

indap00perftw

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Originally posted by Tech0rz Man: You're pretty Woman: Piss off. Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*tch.

best response out of the hat.

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i writed a song.

quote:

Originally posted by Tech0rz Ever been insulted by a women...?

Your title makes no sense:

"Ever been insulted by a woman?"
or:
"Ever been insulted by women?" would make sense.

Learn English,unless your drunk which would make sense to these mistakes.

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Originally posted by willson Learn English,unless your drunk which would make sense to these mistakes.

Shut your face.

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Originally posted by dudgeon Shut your face.

BUUURRNN!! pwned by the tit

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Originally posted by dudgeon Shut your face.

Your mum.

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Originally posted by willson Your mum.

That's not a sentence. That is a sentence fragment. Learn English.

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Originally posted by UWM That's not a sentence. That is a sentence fragment. Learn English.

When did I say that was a sentence and not a sentence fragment?