Sketchy Sunday activites somehow involved me being at the computer 'nerding' away and being told to google spemen velocity world records...and this popped up... We all got a giggle, so..

Just thought I'd share...



http://www.drinky.org.uk/stuff/disgusting.htm

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LONGEST TURD The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

WHOLE(Y) SHIT!

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MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

that brings new meaning to 'throwing a hot dog down the hallway'

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LONGEST TURD The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

over two hours? his ass must be aching.

There are some gross things there. Ew.

But still a LITTLE funny... haha

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Originally posted by chinamon that brings new meaning to 'throwing a hot dog down the hallway' over two hours? his ass must be aching.

That's exactly what i was thinking, but for some reason i was thinking pencil instead of hot dog... freaking gross...

gross gross gross...

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I'm actually very impressed with this one!

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height(12ft 4in)

This is something I hope to aspire to some day

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Originally posted by Lightshow i wear sunglasses for the same reason everybody wears them in a club. 1: people look cool in sunglasses 2: it gets awefully bright as the night progresses

*nusty does not wear sunglasses at night, they make it hard to see and you could trip

WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

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