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The Weekend Has Landed
oh yeah i love long weekends, enjoy the rest of the working week ladies and gentlemen because i am going on a four day bender to celebrate the end of exams by sampling the finest alcoholic beverages around beginning with german beer then moving on to wine then for the coupe de grace cognac and cigars on saturday evening followed by hideous i can see through time bacardi 151. if i dont show up to private function on friday night you now know why.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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