many drinky shenanigans later, I found myself at an rnb club, and heres why it sucks:
crap music
dj who doesn't mix, beatmatch, and thinks he's working the crowd but could put on any old shit and get the same response
mcs who think just cos they have a microphone means they are allowed to sing along with the tunes
chicks wearing hotpants who really shouldn't wear hotpants
ghetto chicks
retarded dancing styles
wannabe gangstas
lack of music flow: rnb -> Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc (woot, best song/only good song of the night) -> rnb
Way too much Michael Jackson for anyones good
Simultaneously feeling young and old (seriously, everyone was <20 or >25, no one in between)

And its not until you leave you realise the sideroom is playing house


I've learnt my lesson

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**Man I'm Pretty**

lol i expect all of that when it comes to r'n'b clubs.

it's all about the bling!

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This is trance...
Jose Amnesia - The Eternal (Pulser Remix) / Chicane - Saltwater / Photon Project - Illumination / Gouryella - Tenshi / Altitude - Altitude (SHOKK Remix) / Rank 1 - Airwave / The Thrillseekers - Synaesthesia (En Motion Mix)

agreed i used to go to rnb clubs when i was younger but have not set foot in one for almost two years and i dont intend on going back unless of course it is going back to the metro for a non-rnb related event. although saying that means nothing because i have no control over what happens when i go out drinking. i have been to alot of dives and very strange places under the influence of extreme intoxication. the worst had to be retro, a place in the city that plays retro music. everyone singing "I'm walking on sunshine, Wow Oh and Dont It Feel Good" and doing a stupid little wiggle dance is not a pretty picture.

which rnb club did you go to?

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Originally posted by Teflon_Teapot which rnb club did you go to?

St Pauls here in Adelaide. craptacular.
It was the only thing open that late on a wednesday night though, and as I said, it was due to extreme intoxication.

There was about 2 hot chicks and it was a sausage fest.

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**Man I'm Pretty**

bloody typical for an adelaide nighclub to be name st. pauls.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

the only thing i like about rnb clubs is that im the tallest person there

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i like you

^^ rubbish, i know for a fact that you dig the gangsta stylez and the ol'skool hip hop n nu flava beats awww yeahh!!

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This is trance...
Jose Amnesia - The Eternal (Pulser Remix) / Chicane - Saltwater / Photon Project - Illumination / Gouryella - Tenshi / Altitude - Altitude (SHOKK Remix) / Rank 1 - Airwave / The Thrillseekers - Synaesthesia (En Motion Mix)

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Originally posted by eRRaTiK ^^ rubbish, i know for a fact that you dig the gangsta stylez and the ol'skool hip hop n nu flava beats awww yeahh!!

hey man i seem to remember a certain someone gettin jiggy wit it. ill only ever admit to rapping california love, no more

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i like you

why rnb clubs are good

1. girls
2. girls
3. girls

admit it

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Originally posted by Psygnosis why rnb clubs are good 1. girls 2. girls 3. girls admit it

if you like skanky trash!!!

mehran mate.. you lost a few respecht homie ratingzz wit me broz

they aren't all bad i guess.

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter St Pauls here in Adelaide. craptacular. It was the only thing open that late on a wednesday night though, and as I said, it was due to extreme intoxication. There was about 2 hot chicks and it was a sausage fest.

Hey don't diss st pauls the venue... its an old church and its probably up there with one of the best places I've raved in!

Heavens closed down at the moment, heh the mecca of rnb in adelaide due to losing its liqour license, so they are running out of st pauls on saturday nights im pretty sure.