i don't like girls who constantly put themselves down (secretely hoping you'll counter their comments with complements up the ass). So you're still with 'er?

In le pooper?

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for everyones help... let me be the cor3 expert on dealing with unnecessarily awkward and sexually inexperienced girls.

i will respond with sagely advice such as "leave her".

shes sweet but i dont think it should be my responsibility to help her grow up

and besides ill end up cheating on her if it keeps up









how it went down:





me: so i was thinking

me: in order to help you with your mental strangulation problem

her: nice name

me: thanks

me: i think that we could just be friends for a while

me: special friends. ya know like 1/2 dating that way in your mind itll be a lot more relaxed

her: how does that work

me: we're not "dating" because its too pretencious and serious of a term

me: but we still hang out

me: and id still want you to come with me to the party tonight

her: i guess

me: how do you feel?

her: retarde
her: d

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you dumped her? you bastardly studmuffin!!

need more pics

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you realize you'll never be more than friends now...

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quote:

Originally posted by kadomony you realize you'll never be more than friends now...

k well we went to one of my friends (female) birthday party together as friends.

just being friends is great because it took off a lot of the tension she was providing every encounter.

it was chill and relaxing and she still acted like we were an item.
of course i acted like it except i paid her minor attention.

after taking her home i got the 2nd kiss of the relationship and ironically, since im a pimp, i managed to get her to initiate it.

niceeeee


it went like so:

(earlier i asked her how good she was at kissing from 1-10)

i took a few steps and she stayed put so im knew she wanted something. i gave her a hug and looked her in the eyes and i was like "on a scale of 1-10... i need some kind of heads up" and shes like "what are you talking about?"

i reminded her of my 1-10 question and she pulled the same stuff like "i dont know" and i was like "do you want to find out?" shes like "maybe?" and just looked at me.

she seemed confused so i took her head in my hands and said "ok well in order to kiss, you tilt your head a little this way... then ill go this way and..."

her - "this is awkward"

me - "really? i didnt think so..." (i am used to her making situations awkward so i dont even care anymore)

i smiled at her mischieviously and said "well then i guess ill see you later" and turned to walk back to the car and shy little ex-gf grabbed me by the hood on my sweater, spun me around and kissed me there on the spot.

wow!

i took it in stride

twas a good day.

just posting this because it made me happy on the inside to have been there.

that and im not going out with her so i have a friend with benifits - which is a plus

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how's that her initiating it?

HAHAHA U dumped her online!! ahahahaha lowwww...

and ur not on aim!

brb breakfast...

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quote:

Originally posted by StanVoid how's that her initiating it?

"shy little ex-gf grabbed me by the hood on my sweater, spun me around and kissed me there on the spot."

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quote:

Originally posted by wizniz "shy little ex-gf grabbed me by the hood on my sweater, spun me around and kissed me there on the spot."

yeah, i just meant how it was you reminding her of the 1-10 question, askin her to show you the answer to that question, etc etc

i guess in a way that's initiating it right?

either way, I'm glad things turned out quite nicely tonight for you. But just remember that it prolly would've sucked real bad if she were to hook up at the party in front of you with someone else ... after all, she is only a friend to you now. Be careful not to develop feelings for her, even though she kissed you and what not.

that wouldnt happen.

and i couldve hooked up w/ other girls there and have before... feelings? of course we're good friends but im not gonna be the one who attaches strings

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