A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman 'You got any bread?'
Barman says 'no'.
Duck says 'ok, just some bread then please.'
Barman says 'er, I haven't got any bread'
Duck says 'so no bread then?'
Barman say 'no we have no bread'
Duck says 'no bread type produce whatsoever?
Barman says 'no we havent got any fucking bread'
Duck says 'Right. I'll just take some bread then, and I'll be on my way'
Barman says 'What are you - deaf? we havent got any fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the fucking bar you irritating bastard bird!.
Duck says 'Got any nails?'
Barman says 'no'
Duck says 'GOT ANY BREAD?'

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i dnt get it

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Originally posted by Sunsnail i dnt get it

You're not missing much.

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I haven't heard that one since 1987.....


funny then - meh now

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Originally posted by naesean3 I haven't heard that one since 1987.....

Stood the test of time

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He might have a hammer though. Why isn't he scared of the hammer?

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Originally posted by Sunsnail i dnt get it

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by coincidence, i heard it at the pub last night. wasn't new then, and it isn't new now!

better:

> > An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
> >
> > "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
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> > So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
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> > "Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
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> > Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a
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> > £10 pound note appears.
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> > "This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
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> > "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient.
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> > The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and
> > another and
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> > another and another, etc....
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> > Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
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> > "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of
> > interest, How moch was in dare den?"
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> > The Doctor counts the pile of cash.
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> > "£1,990 exactly."
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> > "Ah, dat'd be roit,''says the Irishman
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> >
> > (Wait for it...........scroll down.)
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> > I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."

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Originally posted by chojin by coincidence, i heard it at the pub last night. wasn't new then, and it isn't new now! better: > > An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... > > > > "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". > > > > So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. > > > > "Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here." > > > > Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a > > > > £10 pound note appears. > > > > "This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?" > > > > > > "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient. > > > > The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and > > another and > > > > another and another, etc.... > > > > Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. > > > > "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of > > interest, How moch was in dare den?" > > > > The Doctor counts the pile of cash. > > > > "£1,990 exactly." > > > > "Ah, dat'd be roit,''says the Irishman > > > > > > > > > > > > (Wait for it...........scroll down.) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."

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