i couldn't find a peice of paper or anything to roll my joint on, so i just grabbed a shitty maddonna record thinking "hey...look how cool i can be..i'll roll this on my record, and even though nobody can see me...i'll be the coolest person ever.'
so i start breaking my weed apart on the flip side *the record is so lame, that the flip side has nothing on it, so the weed wont get trapped in the little grooves or anything* and i start to notice the weed is jumping around a bit, and the static is so apparent in this record that the weed starts jumping off the record onto the floor.
maddona is so shitty she makes weed want to kill itself . lesson learned.
Dec-05-2005 02:24
Marc Summers
I must behave
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: New York, USA
hahahaha!
madonna SUCKS!
Weed is goooooood.
Dec-05-2005 02:25
BTG
Ez skinz ez lyfe
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Milton ON
i tried to pick the record up because i heard my parents moving about upstairs, and the weed starts violently jumping around, i think im trapped..and if my parents come in i'll have to tell them to stay still, the slightest movement will agitate this 'jumping weed'
Dec-05-2005 02:26
Omega_Blue
Someone Changed My Custom
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Gone
you gotta clean the weed on the sleeve, n00b
Dec-05-2005 02:32
Krypton
83.798 g/6.022x10^23
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Texas
thats funny.
but if there is nothing around, roll it in some paper towel. may be a little shitty, but it burns like tabacco.
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Dec-05-2005 02:39
Nrg2Nfinit
ItaloDiscoAddict
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Ottawa
madonna is your mother and you arent even worth her ambilical cord
Dec-05-2005 02:42
RJT
last minute disco
Registered: Oct 2004
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
thats funny.
but if there is nothing around, roll it in some paper towel. may be a little shitty, but it burns like tabacco.
Are you saying to actually roll a joint with paper towel?
If so, I command that you're no longer allowed to smoke pot... ever again...
Originally posted by DJ RJT
Are you saying to actually roll a joint with paper towel?
If so, I command that you're no longer allowed to smoke pot... ever again...
lol, when theres nothing around, paper towel.
it thus worked
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Dec-05-2005 02:51
superglo
shake well before use ...
Registered: Jun 2003
Location: in between the sheets
a page from a notepad works well too.
gives you a horrid sore throat if you smoke too many though.
the things you do when you dont have any rolling paper.
sighs.
. lesson learned.
