heres mine:


Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at spiffy's Office party. It was sarah who spiked the punch with too much rickards red. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like roots uniscent.

I thought it was funny when I put lars's wife beater on my head and danced the trance on the orange computer/desk chair while singing `stonecold'. I didn't mean to break spiffy's ipody and don't know why spiffy would accuse me of stealing.

I don't remember calling the bitch's wife a best friend pig---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and yellow lipstick!

And when I threw up on lisa's husband's breasts, it was only because I ate too much of that cereal.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my SUNFIRE through my neighbor's sunroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a quickly cheetah and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all big and small. And I'm really not to blame for any of this medium stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and fondly yours,
jamie (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 5 bucks!





-jem-

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Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Chus & Cebellos's Office party. It was Danny T who spiked the punch with too much Bloody Caesar. I can't help it if I drank 32 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like banilla.

I thought it was funny when I put Superchumbo's pants on my head and danced the airplane dance on the chair while singing `Just FUCK'. I didn't mean to break Chus & Cebellos's iPod and don't know why Chus & Cebellos would accuse me of break & enter.

I don't remember calling the married guy's wife a happy sheep---even though she looked like one with yellow eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on the married girl's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that shawarma.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Ford through my neighbor's living room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me an excited dog and have me arrested for posession!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all wrong and good. And I'm really not to blame for any of this strong stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and totally yours,
RJ (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 11 bucks!

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Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Josh's Office party. It was Karen who spiked the punch with too much diet coke. I can't help it if I drank 19 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cool water.

I thought it was funny when I put Cale's sweat pants on my head and danced the HDT dance on the bed while singing `satilitte'. I didn't mean to break Josh's cell phone and don't know why Josh would accuse me of theft.

I don't remember calling steve's wife a smooth cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and black lipstick!

And when I threw up on tina's husband's finger, it was only because I ate too much of that tacos.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my jeep through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a cold puppy and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all slippery and hot. And I'm really not to blame for any of this long stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and horrifically yours,
Lisa (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 19 bucks!

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Shut up and DANCE!!
House moves my body, Trance owns my soul, Progressive drives me wild

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Judy's Office party. It was Natalie who spiked the punch with too much mailbu. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like coconut oil.

I thought it was funny when I put Judy's pants on my head and danced the reggaeton on the couch while singing `Air for Life'. I didn't mean to break Judy's mp3 player and don't know why Judy would accuse me of stealing.

I don't remember calling Elio's wife a pretty duck---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and black lipstick!

And when I threw up on Annick's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that spaghetti.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a funky dog and have me arrested for hurling!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all geeky and crazy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this fucked up stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and very yours,
Lauryn (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 12 bucks!

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Whatever it may take I keep on trying.

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Originally posted by rabbitjoker I don't remember calling the married guy's wife a happy sheep---even though she looked like one with yellow eye shadow and blue lipstick!

Bwahahahaha

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TECHNO IS THE BEST NOISE ON EARTH.
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Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Carlos's Office party. It was Lauryn who spiked the punch with too much scotch. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pine forest.

I thought it was funny when I put Jason's socks on my head and danced the jig on the table while singing `macarena'. I didn't mean to break Carlos's toaster and don't know why Carlos would accuse me of assault.

I don't remember calling Neil's wife a small horse---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Charnika's husband's head, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my acura through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a large monkey and have me arrested for robbery!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all dark and gloomy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this cold stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and brightly yours,
Ben (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 4 bucks!

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SHUT UP AND DANCE !!

this sounds fighteningly applicable to my life


Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Chemy's Office party. It was Max who spiked the punch with too much roofie colada. I can't help it if I drank 61 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like ketamine.

I thought it was funny when I put Tyler's socks on my head and danced the fat lady polka on the "service" table while singing `sandstorm'. I didn't mean to break Chemy's HAM radio and don't know why Chemy would accuse me of forceable confinement.

I don't remember calling Brett's wife a craptacular pigme goat---even though she looked like one with lavender eye shadow and burgendy lipstick!

And when I threw up on Mel's husband's ass clevage, it was only because I ate too much of that veal oscar.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my vespa through my neighbor's ensuite. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a introspective platapus and have me arrested for trafficing!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all rushy and cracky. And I'm really not to blame for any of this sketchy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and rollin' balls yours,
Moral Hazard (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 287 bucks!

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

^^ LOL.. only you can turn this into a crackhead post.

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SHUT UP AND DANCE !!

^^ go with what you know!

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quote:

Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

omg I love this - so much fun

"Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Frank's Office party. It was Caroline who spiked the punch with too much Beer. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Pine .

I thought it was funny when I put Shelley's pants on my head and danced the breaking on the chair while singing `Shook me all night long'. I didn't mean to break Frank's PDA and don't know why Frank would accuse me of breaking and entering.

I don't remember calling Niall's wife a small goat---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Caroline's husband's forhead, it was only because I ate too much of that raspberries.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my tanker through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a battered giraffe and have me arrested for breaking and entering!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all large and huge. And I'm really not to blame for any of this tiny stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and patiently yours,
Penny (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 7 bucks!"

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"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people."

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,


I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Mustafa's Office party. It was Ricky who spiked the punch with too much Pocari Sweat. I can't help it if I drank 9332 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like stinky.

I thought it was funny when I put Bobby's panties on my head and danced the robot rock on the refrigerator while singing `Cloudwalking'. I didn't mean to break Mustafa's blender and don't know why Mustafa would accuse me of slander.

I don't remember calling Bobo's wife a crazy cow---even though she looked like one with oranze eye shadow and blue-ish lipstick!

And when I threw up on Mellisa's husband's chinko, it was only because I ate too much of that eel donburi.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my scooter through my neighbor's balcony. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a furious Cally and have me arrested for slap!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all spikey and soggy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this lunch-like stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and unbelievably yours,
Paul Reiss (Really a nice Boy!)

P.S. It's only 6475454545 bucks!