So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

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Originally posted by SpecRadio So there's these 2 muffins in an oven. They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked. And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!" And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

I love this joke...

Top quality!

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and then I put on my pink frilly oven mitts, open the oven, peek my head in and say.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GOD BITCH IS WHAT.

Gatorade brained thread.

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Originally posted by dinoXpress

+1

similar to another joke i heard before.

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Originally posted by SpecRadio So there's these 2 muffins in an oven. They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked. And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!" And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

Its reasons like this why I have no love for 98% of the cor. So it seems to me like the latest fad would be quick half brained jokes?

I told this joke to my mom and she overanalyzed it, and by the time she got it, it wasn't funny anymore.

Pfsh, looks like I'm the real trend starter around here..

My 4-year old nephew brabbles these kinda jokes.

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Originally posted by djkoolaide Pfsh, looks like I'm the real trend starter around here..

Yes... 16 year old kids in east-central Iowa are the 'real' trend starters.

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Originally posted by _Nut_ Yes... 16 year old kids in east-central Iowa are the 'real' trend starters.

Yeah, East-central Iowa is where it's at!

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Originally posted by djkoolaide Pfsh, looks like I'm the real trend starter around here..

And I give 100% credit to you

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