DJ RJT - you're my idol my hero
You help keep IQ of the CORe above zero
You censor my posts and show me the way
I realy don't know how to thank you today.

You set the new standars for me to reach for
All, while showing me out TA door
I'm sorry I've angered you, CORe Wh0re #1
I'm lamer than your illegitimate son.

Don't hate me for lameness I bring to this board
You know, I am looking for your love and support
You're flawless as idol perched up on his stand
But deep down inside - you're a boy, not a man.

Ok, I am done with boosting your ego
Your "better than thoug" attitude's got to go
I don't give a fuck about your beef with me
Your trolling and bitching has no influence - see.

You probably live in your old parents' house
You're probably is ripped like a crack-adled mouse
You work in Mc Donnalds for minimum wage
and dream of one day spinning records on stage.

But guess what - you suck, not at just spinning - but cock
But - hey, that's ok, coz' I don't give a fuck.
I don't care what you or dumb bitches like you
Would like me to follow, to say, or to do.

Now, kiss my big ass and go pound some sand
Coz' I will continue to piss you off all I can
And don't feel too proud that I wrote this for you
I felt you're just special - it was the right thing to do.

So, fuck of and die, eat some shit - I don't care
I wouldn't take piss on you - even on dare
I wouldn't even notice you if you were on fire
So, I'm through wit'cha bitch, go fuck a tire.

OK?

/slams mic down, EMINEM style

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

Ode to emc^2:


No one likes you.

give it up bro, this isnt gonna get u anywhere

I dont get it.

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Originally posted by jennypie Ode to emc^2: No one likes you.

a) like I give a fuck
b) you need a new record to spin, this "no one likes you" is getting old.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

im afraid cock and fuck dont rhyme. try again

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Originally posted by emc^2 a) like I give a fuck b) you need a new record to spin, this "no one likes you" is getting old.

I dunno, this one's gettin' pretty old too, yet I still laugh my ass off every time I post it:

Oh fiddle dee dee
Oh fiddle dee lie
Why oh why oh why
Won't you fuck off and dye
Me a shirt right now
Because I am cold
Just like your grandmother
Who is hairy and old

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

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Originally posted by jennypie I dunno, this one's gettin' pretty old too, yet I still laugh my ass off every time I post it:

...and I'm the "lame" one...

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by Aiwendil Oh fiddle dee dee Oh fiddle dee lie Why oh why oh why Won't you fuck off and dye Me a shirt right now Because I am cold Just like your grandmother Who is hairy and old

get on the bandwagon, here's your ticket to ride.

I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now. hope you're happy.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 ...and I'm the "lame" one...

wow, it must've taken you a good amount of time to write that poem. way to go, dude.

i think its amusing that you actually took the time to write that long ass shitty rhyme, when u KNOW no one will care or agree with you...just accept it already