A joke that I couldn't stop laughing at. Thought I would share with the rest of you Newfie fingers

Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he
accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in St. John's and when he
got there the doctor looked at Johnny and said "Let's have da
fingers and I'll see what I can do.
Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers."
What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?
Lord t'undrin Jesus it's 2004! We's got microsurgery and
all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on
and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"
Johnny says ... (Are you ready for this?????)
Remember this is a Newfie .
"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up??"

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